Forget emotional support water bottles – 8 other ’emotional support’ items aunties already have in their bags

Not a reusable backpack, although Aunty carries one of those to, clearly. A real, conventional plastic carrier. For example, if it rains and Aunty has to place her moist emotional help umbrella in her case, Aunty needs more poop bags while dog walking, and the lesson box containing Aunty’s left horn fun appears to be leaking. If the vinyl bag is arranged in a small triangle, more points are awarded.

5. PENALTICAL SUPPORT Brush

Quite handy. You know, for filling out forms and whatnot. However, so seldom used that by the period Aunty really needs it, the paint has dried out.

6. EMOTORIAL SUPPORT SAFETY PIN

Multi-purpose. Can be used for clothing exigencies, popping opened the SIM card area in a cellphone, if a jewellery clasp instantly breaks, etc.

7. EMOTIONAL SUPPORT PARACETAMOL, ANTACIDS AND BAND-AIDS

Got a lesion? Report split? Reflux? Indigestion? What might or might not have a fever ( Aunty checked with the back of her hand, but she’s not sure what )? Never fear – Aunty is around.

8. Emergency Back-up SNACK WITH EMOTION SUPPORT